不需要为失去的执迷。。。
不需要为失去的执迷。。。。。
不需要为失去的执迷。。。。。。。。。。
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
偶遇
昨天，和朋友一起去吃饭。。。 东张西望时，看到了一张熟悉的脸孔。。。是一个我在中学时曾经暗恋过的男生。。。 他应该没有发现到我吧！ 他和他美美的妻子，还有一个可爱的宝宝一起吃饭，好幸福哦。。。。
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
mY jAP nAme iS...
My japanese name is ...............
秋本美晴 Akimoto Miharu
Akimoto = autumn book, while Miharu = beautiful clear sky
muahahaha... wat a nice and wonderful name ya.... i like autumn and beautiful clear sky, it sounds relaxing ya...
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3 meals a day...
Friday 14/7/06:
Breakfast: can;t remember..
Lunch : bak kut teh with chermaine, fong and captain jack.. lol.... jack paid for me...
Dinner : Mc Donald with Jack.. again, he paid for me...
Saturday 15/7/06:
Breakfast: RM1.00 nasi lemak... mummy bought for me.. hehe
Lunch : curry laksa with fong, chermaine and sanli... RM 6
Dinner : The Ship with Chermaine, her bf and Hong Seng.. the boss (hs) paid for our meal..then watched Pirates in Cathay Cinema...duno who bought the tickets ad..
Sunday 16/7/06:
Breakfast: wah... slept for less than 5 hours then gonna wake up for breakfast ad.. Mc Donald with Fong, Chermaine, Sanli and Joey...Fong belanja...
Lunch: had it in my student's house with my beloved student, Siet Nee...she always know tat my stomach need food....
Dinner: Secret Recipe.. Chermaine's bf be the boss this time...
Supper: Chi Yng's farewell in SD McD... Fang Shyuan paid for my ayam gireng McD... hehe...
Monday 17/7/06:
Breakfast: skipped my breakfast becoz of StUpiD Maybank...
Lunch : with Chermaine and Fong... Chermaine's dad came and mai dan for us...
Dinner: Fried Rice...
Tuesday 18/7/06:
Breakfast: 4 fishballs.. is on the table when i woke up...
Lunch: in Laksa Shack with Fong and Sanli... somebody in the restaurant paid for us... lol.... hahahahahahaha.... this is just so funny... another meal FOC....
Dinner: Loh Bak Kou... mummy bought for me...
as a conlusion..... i hardly pay for my meals these few days.. so save a lot of money la... hahahaha.... but feeling very unhealthy becoz i had 3 McDs in 2 days.... must force myself not to get into McD for a month at least...
Chi Yng... ... i really miss u once in a while one lo.... u must trust me..... gonna miss u..... muaksssS + huGsssSS....
Breakfast: can;t remember..
Lunch : bak kut teh with chermaine, fong and captain jack.. lol.... jack paid for me...
Dinner : Mc Donald with Jack.. again, he paid for me...
Saturday 15/7/06:
Breakfast: RM1.00 nasi lemak... mummy bought for me.. hehe
Lunch : curry laksa with fong, chermaine and sanli... RM 6
Dinner : The Ship with Chermaine, her bf and Hong Seng.. the boss (hs) paid for our meal..then watched Pirates in Cathay Cinema...duno who bought the tickets ad..
Sunday 16/7/06:
Breakfast: wah... slept for less than 5 hours then gonna wake up for breakfast ad.. Mc Donald with Fong, Chermaine, Sanli and Joey...Fong belanja...
Lunch: had it in my student's house with my beloved student, Siet Nee...she always know tat my stomach need food....
Dinner: Secret Recipe.. Chermaine's bf be the boss this time...
Supper: Chi Yng's farewell in SD McD... Fang Shyuan paid for my ayam gireng McD... hehe...
Monday 17/7/06:
Breakfast: skipped my breakfast becoz of StUpiD Maybank...
Lunch : with Chermaine and Fong... Chermaine's dad came and mai dan for us...
Dinner: Fried Rice...
Tuesday 18/7/06:
Breakfast: 4 fishballs.. is on the table when i woke up...
Lunch: in Laksa Shack with Fong and Sanli... somebody in the restaurant paid for us... lol.... hahahahahahaha.... this is just so funny... another meal FOC....
Dinner: Loh Bak Kou... mummy bought for me...
as a conlusion..... i hardly pay for my meals these few days.. so save a lot of money la... hahahaha.... but feeling very unhealthy becoz i had 3 McDs in 2 days.... must force myself not to get into McD for a month at least...
Chi Yng... ... i really miss u once in a while one lo.... u must trust me..... gonna miss u..... muaksssS + huGsssSS....
梦
哇。。。 好久没有blog了。。。 好多东西想写。。 好吧。。 就尽力吧。。。。
梦。。。。 那天，忘了哪一天。。发了一场梦。。。。
梦见了他。。。
一个我既喜欢又害怕的人。。。。
梦里， 很混乱。。。。
很想去亲近他。。。可是。。。心里是那么得明白，那么的清醒。。。。。。
原以为梦里可以为所欲为，可是为什么会那么的拘束。。。。。。。
一个我连发梦也会感到害怕的人。。。。
远远的看着他。。。。。。。 心疼了。。。。
梦。。。。 那天，忘了哪一天。。发了一场梦。。。。
梦见了他。。。
一个我既喜欢又害怕的人。。。。
梦里， 很混乱。。。。
很想去亲近他。。。可是。。。心里是那么得明白，那么的清醒。。。。。。
原以为梦里可以为所欲为，可是为什么会那么的拘束。。。。。。。
一个我连发梦也会感到害怕的人。。。。
远远的看着他。。。。。。。 心疼了。。。。
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
World Cup Final
Wow!!!! Italy RoCks!!! LoL…. Tats the sms I sent to almost everybody in my contacts after Italy won FIFA World Cup.. watched the game in Genting Arena of Stars with Lawrence, Clement, Joy Fui, Edward, Rachel and Yok Guan… Free drinks and entrance is free as well! Did Mexican waves before the game starts, haha.. first time in my life doing waves with so many people, happy n fun…. Was very sleepy during the 2nd-half of the game.. went McD for breakfast in First World then went home.. Reached home at around 7.30am…. took out my contact lens n vomited, feeling dizzy, maybe becoz not enough sleep and eat too full… slept will 1pm, went lunch with my clinic colleagues then slept again at 4pm til 7.30pm, guess I will be sleeping till the next morning if I dun need to wake up to giv tuition…. Haha…
Penang
Yeah… went Penang with Alex, Daniel & Pui Ee, was a last min decision, thought I couldn’t make it in the first place.. hehe…
Is a 3D2N trip, we drove there instead of taking bus, took around 4 and a half hour to reach Penang, are we slow or fast? Moderate?? Haha… went for food before looking for hotel… Daniel’s fren, Ya Wei, also our tour guide brought us to the nicest cendol in Penang, have a filling lunch there.. Decided to stay in Crown Jewel Hotel after checking out a few other hotels, is located between the town n the famous tourist spot- Batu Feringgi…
After taking a rest in the hotel room, we went Gurney Plaze for movie.. hahahahaha.. come to Penang just to watch movie ya… Ya Wei said there is nothing much to do during nite time, so suggest tat we can go for a movie….went A&W for dinner.. Ya, we watched Fast & Furious, Drifting King huh, damn cool lor… is a nice and exciting show…. After the show, Alex’s driving skill seemed to hav some drifting effect also.. hahahahahaha….. tats all for the first day..
Planned to go hiking the next morning but all slept till 10 am.. wahahaha… went for breakfast buffer… then went lunch at 12pm with another fren of ours who is now working in Penang, then did some shopping again…. Around 3pm went to Batu Ferinngi for some water sports, tats the most exciting!! After a few negotiations, we were able to play boat-pulled-parachute and jet-ski ( 20 mins ) for RM 80 per person, kinda “dai” also.. hahaha…
My first time going for a parachute lor!!! Was very very exciting but when I have to wear all the safety stuffs, I started to feel scared, my heartbeat got faster and faster, then I started to regret tat I agreed to go for it…haihh… hahahahha…. I am always like tat, feeling exciting then scared then regret… HOWEVER…………. When I was finally FLYING in the sky, I feel sOooOooooO HaPpy…… the air is cool and the scenery of Penang can all be seen now in ur eyes…. There’s nothing to be scared at all…
Then come to 20 mins jet-ski… 2 person in one jet-ski so I went with Daniel.. we go for the maximum speed and the jet-ski go “fooob… foooob… foooooob… pabbbbb…….” against the waves…. Hahahahahah….. it was fun….
Hmm.. then wat did we do? Emmm…. Oh ya, then we went back hotel to swim, me didn’t bring swimsuit so I was just sitting there.. then saw four males, ermm… no, they are female now I think, haha, so u get wat I mean lar huh.. four of them are swimming as well with their bikini… wah.. their body shape is nicer than a real female lor, no extra fats and their breasts are so firm lor… they were posting at the pool side to take photos of each other, all the men n women around were looking at them lor… haha… sexy wey…. Then I dare my fren to take a photo with them, but he dun dare lor… Lol.. ended up I took a photo with one of them, wana see??shall put up soon.. hahahaha…
Then Ya Wei brought us for dinner, this time we hav Laksa, Penang Char Kwek Teow, Asam Sotong, Ikan Bakar, Chicken Chop, Prawn Mee and lots more, actually we can get all these food in KL also right…lol….. and u must try Ambra Plum juice as well if u go to Penang, u can’t get it in KL, is sweet and a little sour, girls will like it..
The last day, Friday, didn’t do much thing, went breakfast then check out then went Bukit Bendera or u can called it Penang Hill as well, mandarin is 升旗山… went up the hill with the old old tram, so old tat it looks fragile… besides cool air and nice scenery, there is nothing much up the hill…. Ya Wei brought us to some “pneah” factory to buy Penang famous “pneah”… all sort of flavour lor, just name it n u’ll have it, strawberry, apple, durian,yam, pandan, original flavour, orange, red bean, pineapple, grapes, nutmeg, mango, corn, green tea and they even have coffee and “heh mi” flavour lor… it was around 3.30pm ad, we planned to go back at 3pm.. Then Ya Wei brought us to the most famous Char Kwek Teow in Penang which costs RM 5.50 per plate lor… so damn expensive right, but is worth the price lor, is so delicious, if u ask me wat is the difference between this Char Kwek Teow and other RM 3.50 Char Kwek Teow, I would say TRY then U’LL KNOW… haha.. is hard to describe lar.. is located at Lorong Selamat, sell by an aunty there, and that’s the last plate for the day, so all four of us shared tat plate of mee…. So sad, last plate…… we should be heading back to KL ad right? But no, after char kwek teow she brought us to the nicest burger in Penang, something like Ramlee burger but is nicer, very big and costs only RM 2.70, we hav tat in the car on our way back… Left Penang at 8pm and reached home at 12am….slept at 2.30am….
Is a 3D2N trip, we drove there instead of taking bus, took around 4 and a half hour to reach Penang, are we slow or fast? Moderate?? Haha… went for food before looking for hotel… Daniel’s fren, Ya Wei, also our tour guide brought us to the nicest cendol in Penang, have a filling lunch there.. Decided to stay in Crown Jewel Hotel after checking out a few other hotels, is located between the town n the famous tourist spot- Batu Feringgi…
After taking a rest in the hotel room, we went Gurney Plaze for movie.. hahahahaha.. come to Penang just to watch movie ya… Ya Wei said there is nothing much to do during nite time, so suggest tat we can go for a movie….went A&W for dinner.. Ya, we watched Fast & Furious, Drifting King huh, damn cool lor… is a nice and exciting show…. After the show, Alex’s driving skill seemed to hav some drifting effect also.. hahahahahaha….. tats all for the first day..
Planned to go hiking the next morning but all slept till 10 am.. wahahaha… went for breakfast buffer… then went lunch at 12pm with another fren of ours who is now working in Penang, then did some shopping again…. Around 3pm went to Batu Ferinngi for some water sports, tats the most exciting!! After a few negotiations, we were able to play boat-pulled-parachute and jet-ski ( 20 mins ) for RM 80 per person, kinda “dai” also.. hahaha…
My first time going for a parachute lor!!! Was very very exciting but when I have to wear all the safety stuffs, I started to feel scared, my heartbeat got faster and faster, then I started to regret tat I agreed to go for it…haihh… hahahahha…. I am always like tat, feeling exciting then scared then regret… HOWEVER…………. When I was finally FLYING in the sky, I feel sOooOooooO HaPpy…… the air is cool and the scenery of Penang can all be seen now in ur eyes…. There’s nothing to be scared at all…
Then come to 20 mins jet-ski… 2 person in one jet-ski so I went with Daniel.. we go for the maximum speed and the jet-ski go “fooob… foooob… foooooob… pabbbbb…….” against the waves…. Hahahahahah….. it was fun….
Hmm.. then wat did we do? Emmm…. Oh ya, then we went back hotel to swim, me didn’t bring swimsuit so I was just sitting there.. then saw four males, ermm… no, they are female now I think, haha, so u get wat I mean lar huh.. four of them are swimming as well with their bikini… wah.. their body shape is nicer than a real female lor, no extra fats and their breasts are so firm lor… they were posting at the pool side to take photos of each other, all the men n women around were looking at them lor… haha… sexy wey…. Then I dare my fren to take a photo with them, but he dun dare lor… Lol.. ended up I took a photo with one of them, wana see??shall put up soon.. hahahaha…
Then Ya Wei brought us for dinner, this time we hav Laksa, Penang Char Kwek Teow, Asam Sotong, Ikan Bakar, Chicken Chop, Prawn Mee and lots more, actually we can get all these food in KL also right…lol….. and u must try Ambra Plum juice as well if u go to Penang, u can’t get it in KL, is sweet and a little sour, girls will like it..
The last day, Friday, didn’t do much thing, went breakfast then check out then went Bukit Bendera or u can called it Penang Hill as well, mandarin is 升旗山… went up the hill with the old old tram, so old tat it looks fragile… besides cool air and nice scenery, there is nothing much up the hill…. Ya Wei brought us to some “pneah” factory to buy Penang famous “pneah”… all sort of flavour lor, just name it n u’ll have it, strawberry, apple, durian,yam, pandan, original flavour, orange, red bean, pineapple, grapes, nutmeg, mango, corn, green tea and they even have coffee and “heh mi” flavour lor… it was around 3.30pm ad, we planned to go back at 3pm.. Then Ya Wei brought us to the most famous Char Kwek Teow in Penang which costs RM 5.50 per plate lor… so damn expensive right, but is worth the price lor, is so delicious, if u ask me wat is the difference between this Char Kwek Teow and other RM 3.50 Char Kwek Teow, I would say TRY then U’LL KNOW… haha.. is hard to describe lar.. is located at Lorong Selamat, sell by an aunty there, and that’s the last plate for the day, so all four of us shared tat plate of mee…. So sad, last plate…… we should be heading back to KL ad right? But no, after char kwek teow she brought us to the nicest burger in Penang, something like Ramlee burger but is nicer, very big and costs only RM 2.70, we hav tat in the car on our way back… Left Penang at 8pm and reached home at 12am….slept at 2.30am….
Monday, July 03, 2006
失落
今天的心情真的好闷，好失落。。。
不开心，很不开心。。。。
不晓得自己在不开心些什么。。。。
也不是不晓得，只是不想去知道，不想去想。。。。
希望过一阵子心情会好一点吧。。。。
没什么好伤心的。。。。
我依然会好好的。。。
“假。。。。。 一石二鸟。。。 贪新忘旧。。。。 贪新念旧。。。。”
不开心，很不开心。。。。
不晓得自己在不开心些什么。。。。
也不是不晓得，只是不想去知道，不想去想。。。。
希望过一阵子心情会好一点吧。。。。
没什么好伤心的。。。。
我依然会好好的。。。
“假。。。。。 一石二鸟。。。 贪新忘旧。。。。 贪新念旧。。。。”
Thursday, June 29, 2006
woking in PWTC
is a freelance work, my fren-Lawrence intro the job to me.. since both of us are kinda free in the mornings so we decided to work together.. is a Printing & Labeling & Sign & Digital Printing Exhibition. 11am to 6pm.. Get paid RM 120 for tat, actually quite "dai" also..If you work for 4 days then can get around RM 500 ad, besides, lunch and drinks are provided..
my leg is so so so so so painful now... tis is my first time wearing cover-toes shoes.. my toes start aching at 3pm and i can hardly walk after tat.. after a few rounds of appeal, we are allowed not to wear cover-toes shoes tomorrow.. as long as we come in proper attire and looks presentable then can ad.. Thank God for tat!
my eyes are very heavy now.. gotta go to bed ad... muakssss... gdnite
my leg is so so so so so painful now... tis is my first time wearing cover-toes shoes.. my toes start aching at 3pm and i can hardly walk after tat.. after a few rounds of appeal, we are allowed not to wear cover-toes shoes tomorrow.. as long as we come in proper attire and looks presentable then can ad.. Thank God for tat!
my eyes are very heavy now.. gotta go to bed ad... muakssss... gdnite
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
快熟恋爱
现在的人都会很容易就喜欢上一个人吗？不需要知道对方的姓名，也不需要很了解对方，是这样的吗？
他 ：你叫什么名字啊？
她 ：我？我叫 X X X …..
他 ：你很可爱哦！
她 ：是吗？谢谢你。
他 ：你住在哪里啊？
她 ：（blah blah blah…）
他 ：你有男朋友吗？
她 ：现在没有。
他 ：er… er….. 那我可以追求你吗？
那女孩的心在想 ：你连我姓什么，喜欢些什么，背景是什么，统统都不知道，你是怎么会喜欢上我的？
她不晓得现在的男孩是抱着怎样的心态去喜欢一个女孩？ 连朋友都还不是的时候就能够成为男女朋友吗？ 原来现在喜欢上一个人是那么的容易。
她 ：你不是那么的认识我，到底你喜欢我些什么呢？
他 ：喜欢你很自然的感觉，不做作。是一种感觉， 喜欢是讲 feel 的。。。
她 ：feel? 这种感觉可以是很短暂的，不是吗？ 而且，你更本一点都不了解我。
他 ：我们可以在一起过后才慢慢了解啊！
女孩的心又在想了想 ：那不是很白痴吗？两个人在一起了，然后慢慢的发现对方很多很多自己不能够接受的缺点，又发现其实两个人并不是那么的适合，然后吵了又吵，才甘愿接受事实，才甘愿放手吗？
她 ：在一起过后然后才发现对方不适合才分手吗？你不觉得那很无聊吗？为什么不能先做朋友，至少慢慢的你可以发现到底两个人是否有可能发展成为情侣啊！
他 ：那。。。。 你的意思是说。。。你不喜欢我，对吗？
她 ：我只是没有办法在那么短的时间内喜欢上一个人。。。 我们才认识不到两个星期。。。
他 ：那我给你时间考虑好吗？ 三天可以吗？
女孩在心里笑了笑。。。 这是什么东西啊？ 认识十七天比认识十四天相差很远吗？ 唉。。。。。。。
她 ：不必了。。。 我现在就可以给你答案了。 我们不可能的。
他 ：你没试过怎么知道不可能呢？never try never know… 为什么不可以给我和给你自己一个机会呢？
她 ：erm..... 当你已经知道是不可能发生的事，那又何必去试呢？
男孩继续坚持他的执著，女孩也渐渐的疏远他了。。。
女孩在想，现在的人都是这样才谈起恋爱的吗？ 真的可以那么容易喜欢上某一个人吗？也许是她变了吧！ 对于她自己，喜欢一个人勉强来说还不难吧！ 只是，要再次好好地爱上一个人，还真的有一点难度呢。。。。
他 ：你叫什么名字啊？
她 ：我？我叫 X X X …..
他 ：你很可爱哦！
她 ：是吗？谢谢你。
他 ：你住在哪里啊？
她 ：（blah blah blah…）
他 ：你有男朋友吗？
她 ：现在没有。
他 ：er… er….. 那我可以追求你吗？
那女孩的心在想 ：你连我姓什么，喜欢些什么，背景是什么，统统都不知道，你是怎么会喜欢上我的？
她不晓得现在的男孩是抱着怎样的心态去喜欢一个女孩？ 连朋友都还不是的时候就能够成为男女朋友吗？ 原来现在喜欢上一个人是那么的容易。
她 ：你不是那么的认识我，到底你喜欢我些什么呢？
他 ：喜欢你很自然的感觉，不做作。是一种感觉， 喜欢是讲 feel 的。。。
她 ：feel? 这种感觉可以是很短暂的，不是吗？ 而且，你更本一点都不了解我。
他 ：我们可以在一起过后才慢慢了解啊！
女孩的心又在想了想 ：那不是很白痴吗？两个人在一起了，然后慢慢的发现对方很多很多自己不能够接受的缺点，又发现其实两个人并不是那么的适合，然后吵了又吵，才甘愿接受事实，才甘愿放手吗？
她 ：在一起过后然后才发现对方不适合才分手吗？你不觉得那很无聊吗？为什么不能先做朋友，至少慢慢的你可以发现到底两个人是否有可能发展成为情侣啊！
他 ：那。。。。 你的意思是说。。。你不喜欢我，对吗？
她 ：我只是没有办法在那么短的时间内喜欢上一个人。。。 我们才认识不到两个星期。。。
他 ：那我给你时间考虑好吗？ 三天可以吗？
女孩在心里笑了笑。。。 这是什么东西啊？ 认识十七天比认识十四天相差很远吗？ 唉。。。。。。。
她 ：不必了。。。 我现在就可以给你答案了。 我们不可能的。
他 ：你没试过怎么知道不可能呢？never try never know… 为什么不可以给我和给你自己一个机会呢？
她 ：erm..... 当你已经知道是不可能发生的事，那又何必去试呢？
男孩继续坚持他的执著，女孩也渐渐的疏远他了。。。
女孩在想，现在的人都是这样才谈起恋爱的吗？ 真的可以那么容易喜欢上某一个人吗？也许是她变了吧！ 对于她自己，喜欢一个人勉强来说还不难吧！ 只是，要再次好好地爱上一个人，还真的有一点难度呢。。。。
Men vs Women
Why Men Can Only Do One Thing at a Time and... Women Never Stop Talking... this is a book written by Allan and Barbara Pease and audrey lent it to me before she went back to Australia... read it again these few days (am very free during daytime..) and found some interesting things tat can be shared here... hehe... see whether u guys agree with wat they say ya...
Women are naturally intuitive - ' My wife can see a blonde hair on my coat from twenty feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car.' this is so true.. haha...
A man would have to witness tears, a temper tantrum or be slapped around the face before he'd have a clue anything was going on..
Women rarely get caught ogling other men due to their superior peripheral vision - ...... some women's peripheral vision is effective up to almost 180 degree.
Men literally have 'tunnel vision'. That's why they're alwiz so OBVIOUS when they look at other women. THEY HAVE TO TURN THEIR HEADS... lol... any scene of ur bf looking at gals coming into ur mind now??
Women can detect emotions thru tone of voice - female hearing advantage contributed significantly to what is called 'Women's Intuition' and is one of the reasons why a woman can read between the lines of wat ppl say...
Men, er, can't..
For a woman, speech has a clear purpose: to BUILD relationship and make friends- NOT to solve problems.
All men hate to hear 'We need to talk abt our relationshhip.' These seven words would strike fear even into the heart of Superman..
If a woman wants to punish you, she won't talk.
When a man is being given the 'silent treatment', it will take him around 9 MINUTES to realise tat he's punished. Until the nine-minute mark is reached, he sees her silence as a kind of bonus-he's getting some PEACE & QUIET.
The majority of women have limited spatial ability. (spatial ability means being able to picture in mind the shape of things, dimensions,co-ordinates, movements n so on)
Spatial ability is one of a male's strongest abilities.
Never give a woman directions like, 'Head south', or 'Go west for 5 miles'. Instead give directions involving landmarks such as 'Drive past McDonald's and head for the building with the National Bank sign on top'.
Men can point north, even if they have no idea where they are.
The average length of a woman's telephone call is AT LEAST 18 minutes...
The average length of a man's telephone call is LESS THAN 3 minutes...
If a woman is unhappy in her relationships, she can't concentrate on her work.
If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationships.
When the bill arrives, women calculate who had what and will divide the bill fairly.
When the bill arrives, men all throw $100 on the table indicating they want to pay so they can grab the spotlight, each pretending tat they really don't want the change.
A woman wants a lot of sex with the man she loves.
A man just wants lots of sex.
Most women prefer sex with the lights out- they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.
Men likes sex with the lights on- so they can get the woman's name right... (is this true?? haha)
Sex is the price women pay for marriage...
Marriage is the price men pay for sex...
Women are naturally intuitive - ' My wife can see a blonde hair on my coat from twenty feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car.' this is so true.. haha...
A man would have to witness tears, a temper tantrum or be slapped around the face before he'd have a clue anything was going on..
Women rarely get caught ogling other men due to their superior peripheral vision - ...... some women's peripheral vision is effective up to almost 180 degree.
Men literally have 'tunnel vision'. That's why they're alwiz so OBVIOUS when they look at other women. THEY HAVE TO TURN THEIR HEADS... lol... any scene of ur bf looking at gals coming into ur mind now??
Women can detect emotions thru tone of voice - female hearing advantage contributed significantly to what is called 'Women's Intuition' and is one of the reasons why a woman can read between the lines of wat ppl say...
Men, er, can't..
For a woman, speech has a clear purpose: to BUILD relationship and make friends- NOT to solve problems.
All men hate to hear 'We need to talk abt our relationshhip.' These seven words would strike fear even into the heart of Superman..
If a woman wants to punish you, she won't talk.
When a man is being given the 'silent treatment', it will take him around 9 MINUTES to realise tat he's punished. Until the nine-minute mark is reached, he sees her silence as a kind of bonus-he's getting some PEACE & QUIET.
The majority of women have limited spatial ability. (spatial ability means being able to picture in mind the shape of things, dimensions,co-ordinates, movements n so on)
Spatial ability is one of a male's strongest abilities.
Never give a woman directions like, 'Head south', or 'Go west for 5 miles'. Instead give directions involving landmarks such as 'Drive past McDonald's and head for the building with the National Bank sign on top'.
Men can point north, even if they have no idea where they are.
The average length of a woman's telephone call is AT LEAST 18 minutes...
The average length of a man's telephone call is LESS THAN 3 minutes...
If a woman is unhappy in her relationships, she can't concentrate on her work.
If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationships.
When the bill arrives, women calculate who had what and will divide the bill fairly.
When the bill arrives, men all throw $100 on the table indicating they want to pay so they can grab the spotlight, each pretending tat they really don't want the change.
A woman wants a lot of sex with the man she loves.
A man just wants lots of sex.
Most women prefer sex with the lights out- they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.
Men likes sex with the lights on- so they can get the woman's name right... (is this true?? haha)
Sex is the price women pay for marriage...
Marriage is the price men pay for sex...
Friday, June 23, 2006
am sick....
i am sick.... =( so san fu... no appetite, sore throat and fever, just went my clinic to take some medicine.. doctor said there are many many white spots in my throat... no wonder so painful la... i took the torch light and see from the mirror, really got white spots in my throat... =(
and hor... very mm soong... my pariah doctor, so kiam siap... i helped him so much in his clinic and he did such a thing to me.. heh!!! damn angry.. will never never see him as a good boss again....
and hor... very mm soong... my pariah doctor, so kiam siap... i helped him so much in his clinic and he did such a thing to me.. heh!!! damn angry.. will never never see him as a good boss again....
Sunday, June 11, 2006
farewell turns out to be a jokes-telling session
Woohoo… another yam cha session this time, location: SD McD, host: Miss Iris Ng, guests: Mr Steven & his future wife-Lay Sye, Miss Chan Sze Mun with her future husband-Joseph, Ting Ting, Wei Ken, Hing Chun, the workaholic - Fang Shyuan and of coz the pretty Bee Yam - ME!! lol…. “boh pai se”…and Joker for the day : Miss Iris Ng AGaiN….
Went McD after my work in clinic, supposed to be Iris’s farewell before she left for Melbourne, but anyway, it came out to be a session of telling jokes in the end… As usual, was updating ourselves while eating fries, asking the same old question to Steven & LaySye, telling each other wat significant things tat happened in our life recently, our career, if not, our studies…. And as usual again, Iris was doing her job – entertain us with her jokes… ahahahha…. Sze mun did mention tat tis Iris used to carry a paper in her purse which is filled a list of jokes so that she can refer to it when she hang around with her frens…OMG!!!! Tis is damn funny lor…. Anyway, she said she lost the paper ad….
Joke number 1 (18SX) -
One day, an elephant was talking to this camel,
Elephant : (Iris was trying to show tat Sze Mun is the camel n she pushed her while she is saying this…) eh Camel..…. Very funny lar…. How come u have two “ne ne” on ur back?!!
Camel felt annoyed and angry and told the elephant : hey boy, please look at urself before u talk abt others. Why don’t u ask urself how come u have “gu gu jiao” on ur face?!!
Hahahahahahahah… Sze Mun laughed till her tears also come out lor…
Joke number 2 (Politic + characteristic of different races)-
One day, a Chinese, a Malay and an Indian died in an accident… all three of them went up to Heaven….
In Heaven : when they reached the gate of Heaven, they found an angel there… so the angel told them that they can be alive again as long as they give the angel 5 bucks…
In Hospital : a doctor is there to certified their death.. when he comes to the Chinese, the said, “oh…. This one confirm die ad, no more heart beat!”… Then, he proceeds to the next one which is the Malay, “ hmmm… this one not breathing ad… confirm die ad too!” Then he goes to the next one which is the Indian, when he wanted to say the same thing, the Indian suddenly sit up and look at the doctor… “OH!!!! This must be a miracle, look wat has God done to u!! Never in my past experience that I’ve seen this!!!”……
So the Indian told the doctor wat has happened at the gate of Heaven, the doctor was curious tat the other two victims should be given the same offer as well but why only the Indian is alive again?
So the Indian said this, “ Oh… of coz they both are given the same offer but the Chinese is still negotiating while the Malay is waiting for the government to pay for him…”
Joke number 3 (should be an IQ test actually…) -
Is a simple mathematic question, just answer the following question in 5 seconds time:
1 + 1 + 1 X 0 = ?
and the answer is of coz ZERO right???? You r absolutely wrong!!! All of us being very “pandai”, never even let our brain process the question and we ad gave Iris the answer, ZERO…. Iris laughed and said, “ ei… which school u come from ar? Your teacher never teach that u should times first before you add ar?” This Sze Mun some more dare to say out her wrong answer so loudly… haihh.. meng-sia-sui-kan KUMON and I must say sorry to uncle n aunty for spending so much money on her hoping tat her maths can get better….hahahahahahahah……
Joke number 4 (this one by Ting Ting) -
A Genie was freed by a man and the man was told tat he can have a wish… so the man think n think n think n said, “ erm… I wan a bridge from (let say) Malaysia to China!”.. Genie was reluctant to do such a big project so he told the man to make another wish….
So the man said, “ok… I wan to be able to understand WOMEN!”…
The Genie stoned and replied , “ erm….. one way or two way?”
Joke number 5 (Title : A Dirty Joke by BeeYam) –
Ya… is a dirty joke… so be ready……
A husband just came home from work, was dragging his almost-exhausted-body into the bedroom hoping to see his wife lying there with sexy lingerie waiting for his return, when he opens the bedroom door, he saw his wife was playing with shit……………………………………………………………
Told u is dirty…… wat r u expecting huh?? Censored scene huh?? Hahaha….. hey please lar, u should at least look who is telling the joke mar, since when BeeYam starts talking abt all those censored censored thing one? use ur brain la my dear…
Actually this joke was told by Kuang, I found it extremely LAME n so I told my frens to show how lame is the joke but…. surprisingly, all laugh at the joke so hard that I start to wonder – am I lacking a sense of humour here?
Sze Mun told Joseph this joke as well and Jo is happily spreading the jokes to his frens…wat’s more? Same thing happened after sze mun told his dad the same joke….
Joke number 6 (For those who ad watched the show KingKong) –
Why is King Kong a MALE and not a female?
Know why? Recall back wat is shown in the show KingKong. Wat did King Kong do when he climbed up the tall tall building? Wat did he do there?
Yes.. and u are right…. He “beats aeroplanes” up there…
(haihh….. this is 18SX as well….)
There should be more jokes but I can’t remember ad… too many… haha… know why am I writing these jokes down? First to entertain whoever that is reading my blog, hope tat these jokes can at least earn a smile from u, hehe = )…and secondly, instead of carrying a paper listing all jokes like wat Iris did, I think putting it here will be safer and more durable… hahahahahaha……. Hey Iris, do meet up again before u leave k, in ur house?
Oh ya.. forgot to mention, Audrey called and greet all of us n update us abt her love life… besides, Sze Mun was the Love/Relationship Consultant for the night, her frens kept calling her to ask for opinions… u should start consulting her now before I told her to charge for every opinion given…. Haha….
Went McD after my work in clinic, supposed to be Iris’s farewell before she left for Melbourne, but anyway, it came out to be a session of telling jokes in the end… As usual, was updating ourselves while eating fries, asking the same old question to Steven & LaySye, telling each other wat significant things tat happened in our life recently, our career, if not, our studies…. And as usual again, Iris was doing her job – entertain us with her jokes… ahahahha…. Sze mun did mention tat tis Iris used to carry a paper in her purse which is filled a list of jokes so that she can refer to it when she hang around with her frens…OMG!!!! Tis is damn funny lor…. Anyway, she said she lost the paper ad….
Joke number 1 (18SX) -
One day, an elephant was talking to this camel,
Elephant : (Iris was trying to show tat Sze Mun is the camel n she pushed her while she is saying this…) eh Camel..…. Very funny lar…. How come u have two “ne ne” on ur back?!!
Camel felt annoyed and angry and told the elephant : hey boy, please look at urself before u talk abt others. Why don’t u ask urself how come u have “gu gu jiao” on ur face?!!
Hahahahahahahah… Sze Mun laughed till her tears also come out lor…
Joke number 2 (Politic + characteristic of different races)-
One day, a Chinese, a Malay and an Indian died in an accident… all three of them went up to Heaven….
In Heaven : when they reached the gate of Heaven, they found an angel there… so the angel told them that they can be alive again as long as they give the angel 5 bucks…
In Hospital : a doctor is there to certified their death.. when he comes to the Chinese, the said, “oh…. This one confirm die ad, no more heart beat!”… Then, he proceeds to the next one which is the Malay, “ hmmm… this one not breathing ad… confirm die ad too!” Then he goes to the next one which is the Indian, when he wanted to say the same thing, the Indian suddenly sit up and look at the doctor… “OH!!!! This must be a miracle, look wat has God done to u!! Never in my past experience that I’ve seen this!!!”……
So the Indian told the doctor wat has happened at the gate of Heaven, the doctor was curious tat the other two victims should be given the same offer as well but why only the Indian is alive again?
So the Indian said this, “ Oh… of coz they both are given the same offer but the Chinese is still negotiating while the Malay is waiting for the government to pay for him…”
Joke number 3 (should be an IQ test actually…) -
Is a simple mathematic question, just answer the following question in 5 seconds time:
1 + 1 + 1 X 0 = ?
and the answer is of coz ZERO right???? You r absolutely wrong!!! All of us being very “pandai”, never even let our brain process the question and we ad gave Iris the answer, ZERO…. Iris laughed and said, “ ei… which school u come from ar? Your teacher never teach that u should times first before you add ar?” This Sze Mun some more dare to say out her wrong answer so loudly… haihh.. meng-sia-sui-kan KUMON and I must say sorry to uncle n aunty for spending so much money on her hoping tat her maths can get better….hahahahahahahah……
Joke number 4 (this one by Ting Ting) -
A Genie was freed by a man and the man was told tat he can have a wish… so the man think n think n think n said, “ erm… I wan a bridge from (let say) Malaysia to China!”.. Genie was reluctant to do such a big project so he told the man to make another wish….
So the man said, “ok… I wan to be able to understand WOMEN!”…
The Genie stoned and replied , “ erm….. one way or two way?”
Joke number 5 (Title : A Dirty Joke by BeeYam) –
Ya… is a dirty joke… so be ready……
A husband just came home from work, was dragging his almost-exhausted-body into the bedroom hoping to see his wife lying there with sexy lingerie waiting for his return, when he opens the bedroom door, he saw his wife was playing with shit……………………………………………………………
Told u is dirty…… wat r u expecting huh?? Censored scene huh?? Hahaha….. hey please lar, u should at least look who is telling the joke mar, since when BeeYam starts talking abt all those censored censored thing one? use ur brain la my dear…
Actually this joke was told by Kuang, I found it extremely LAME n so I told my frens to show how lame is the joke but…. surprisingly, all laugh at the joke so hard that I start to wonder – am I lacking a sense of humour here?
Sze Mun told Joseph this joke as well and Jo is happily spreading the jokes to his frens…wat’s more? Same thing happened after sze mun told his dad the same joke….
Joke number 6 (For those who ad watched the show KingKong) –
Why is King Kong a MALE and not a female?
Know why? Recall back wat is shown in the show KingKong. Wat did King Kong do when he climbed up the tall tall building? Wat did he do there?
Yes.. and u are right…. He “beats aeroplanes” up there…
(haihh….. this is 18SX as well….)
There should be more jokes but I can’t remember ad… too many… haha… know why am I writing these jokes down? First to entertain whoever that is reading my blog, hope tat these jokes can at least earn a smile from u, hehe = )…and secondly, instead of carrying a paper listing all jokes like wat Iris did, I think putting it here will be safer and more durable… hahahahahaha……. Hey Iris, do meet up again before u leave k, in ur house?
Oh ya.. forgot to mention, Audrey called and greet all of us n update us abt her love life… besides, Sze Mun was the Love/Relationship Consultant for the night, her frens kept calling her to ask for opinions… u should start consulting her now before I told her to charge for every opinion given…. Haha….
Thursday, June 01, 2006
wHat's Ur eNgaGEMenT RiNG?
wHat sEXy toP sHLd u WeaR?
| Your Sexy Top Is |
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hmm...looks real sexy ya.... haha.. i just bought one which is yellow in colour...
HoW's Ur kArMa?
| You Have Fantastic Karma |
 You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! |
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
jUst aNotheR teSt
姓 名： 林美炎
出生日期： 西元1984年11月13日
靈 數： 13
http://www.kindheart.com.tw/cgi-bin/element1.pl
你是個比較嚴肅的人，具有權威性，會特別對某方面施行強力的掌控，而且你一旦決定的事，就會很有決心一直進行下去，在你的信念中，幸運之神不可能悄悄來臨，因此凡事都要有強烈的信心，和積極的運作，並且在人生道路中做出正確的抉擇，才會有成功的機會。
你對於那些神秘的力量特別有感應，或者神秘、宗教、或與往生世界有關的行業，特別有緣。因此會相信宿命論，但也會努力積極向宿命挑戰。
你的生命目標比較世俗一點，在現實的世界裡找到一生的伴侶，然後成立一個家庭，接著為了養家而有經營事業的行動，經濟上很獨立，是很能幹的一個人。情緒比較平和與穩定，很能考慮到他人的立場，尤其是面對陌生群眾的時候，會表現出和諧的耐性，對所有人都一視同仁，讓人感覺受到尊重，沒有壓力。
喜歡參與社交場合，會主動熱場，取悅他人，扮演團體中的協調角色，也是眾人的開心果，建議你選擇協調性高、或社交方面的工作，可以帶來更多人生的樂趣喔！
你的性格特徵是具有陽性及陰性的二種層面，陽性是對外人會顯示個性很強的一面，所以很多事會因為個性太強而形成阻礙。陰柔的一面是很會照顧人，對人富有同情心，尤其會很照顧自己人，也很重視伴侶。
在愛情上，由於你凡事都喜歡講道理，對感情的表達也像好朋友一樣，比較缺乏深情的羅曼蒂克，但是對婚姻有執著的一面，會很想要結婚，然後建立一個家庭，因為你認為婚姻是人生中很重要的事情，如果婚姻順利，家庭美滿，人生就會過的不錯。提醒你如果太重視人與人的相處，以及與家人的相處，很容易忽略掉其它更重要的事物喔！
你的優點是富有母性的特質，偏向於保護防衛、照顧和親切的情感，雖然有時話不多，但卻可以讓人感受到真心的溫暖與親情，也能夠發揮出心靈上的關心與照顧，保護別人的心態極強，也很有家庭觀念。你的缺點是容易為了家庭，為了伴侶，會過度強調自己的權威，加上想像力豐富，有時會變得比較情緒化，不講理。
你的天賦潛能是擁有賺錢的本領，多半會從事服務業，比如說賣商品、開店都會做得不錯喔！
出生日期： 西元1984年11月13日
靈 數： 13
http://www.kindheart.com.tw/cgi-bin/element1.pl
你是個比較嚴肅的人，具有權威性，會特別對某方面施行強力的掌控，而且你一旦決定的事，就會很有決心一直進行下去，在你的信念中，幸運之神不可能悄悄來臨，因此凡事都要有強烈的信心，和積極的運作，並且在人生道路中做出正確的抉擇，才會有成功的機會。
你對於那些神秘的力量特別有感應，或者神秘、宗教、或與往生世界有關的行業，特別有緣。因此會相信宿命論，但也會努力積極向宿命挑戰。
你的生命目標比較世俗一點，在現實的世界裡找到一生的伴侶，然後成立一個家庭，接著為了養家而有經營事業的行動，經濟上很獨立，是很能幹的一個人。情緒比較平和與穩定，很能考慮到他人的立場，尤其是面對陌生群眾的時候，會表現出和諧的耐性，對所有人都一視同仁，讓人感覺受到尊重，沒有壓力。
喜歡參與社交場合，會主動熱場，取悅他人，扮演團體中的協調角色，也是眾人的開心果，建議你選擇協調性高、或社交方面的工作，可以帶來更多人生的樂趣喔！
你的性格特徵是具有陽性及陰性的二種層面，陽性是對外人會顯示個性很強的一面，所以很多事會因為個性太強而形成阻礙。陰柔的一面是很會照顧人，對人富有同情心，尤其會很照顧自己人，也很重視伴侶。
在愛情上，由於你凡事都喜歡講道理，對感情的表達也像好朋友一樣，比較缺乏深情的羅曼蒂克，但是對婚姻有執著的一面，會很想要結婚，然後建立一個家庭，因為你認為婚姻是人生中很重要的事情，如果婚姻順利，家庭美滿，人生就會過的不錯。提醒你如果太重視人與人的相處，以及與家人的相處，很容易忽略掉其它更重要的事物喔！
你的優點是富有母性的特質，偏向於保護防衛、照顧和親切的情感，雖然有時話不多，但卻可以讓人感受到真心的溫暖與親情，也能夠發揮出心靈上的關心與照顧，保護別人的心態極強，也很有家庭觀念。你的缺點是容易為了家庭，為了伴侶，會過度強調自己的權威，加上想像力豐富，有時會變得比較情緒化，不講理。
你的天賦潛能是擁有賺錢的本領，多半會從事服務業，比如說賣商品、開店都會做得不錯喔！
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