Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Men vs Women

Why Men Can Only Do One Thing at a Time and... Women Never Stop Talking... this is a book written by Allan and Barbara Pease and audrey lent it to me before she went back to Australia... read it again these few days (am very free during daytime..) and found some interesting things tat can be shared here... hehe... see whether u guys agree with wat they say ya...

Women are naturally intuitive - ' My wife can see a blonde hair on my coat from twenty feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car.' this is so true.. haha...

A man would have to witness tears, a temper tantrum or be slapped around the face before he'd have a clue anything was going on..

Women rarely get caught ogling other men due to their superior peripheral vision - ...... some women's peripheral vision is effective up to almost 180 degree.

Men literally have 'tunnel vision'. That's why they're alwiz so OBVIOUS when they look at other women. THEY HAVE TO TURN THEIR HEADS... lol... any scene of ur bf looking at gals coming into ur mind now??

Women can detect emotions thru tone of voice - female hearing advantage contributed significantly to what is called 'Women's Intuition' and is one of the reasons why a woman can read between the lines of wat ppl say...

Men, er, can't..

For a woman, speech has a clear purpose: to BUILD relationship and make friends- NOT to solve problems.

All men hate to hear 'We need to talk abt our relationshhip.' These seven words would strike fear even into the heart of Superman..

If a woman wants to punish you, she won't talk.

When a man is being given the 'silent treatment', it will take him around 9 MINUTES to realise tat he's punished. Until the nine-minute mark is reached, he sees her silence as a kind of bonus-he's getting some PEACE & QUIET.

The majority of women have limited spatial ability. (spatial ability means being able to picture in mind the shape of things, dimensions,co-ordinates, movements n so on)

Spatial ability is one of a male's strongest abilities.

Never give a woman directions like, 'Head south', or 'Go west for 5 miles'. Instead give directions involving landmarks such as 'Drive past McDonald's and head for the building with the National Bank sign on top'.

Men can point north, even if they have no idea where they are.

The average length of a woman's telephone call is AT LEAST 18 minutes...

The average length of a man's telephone call is LESS THAN 3 minutes...

If a woman is unhappy in her relationships, she can't concentrate on her work.

If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationships.

When the bill arrives, women calculate who had what and will divide the bill fairly.

When the bill arrives, men all throw $100 on the table indicating they want to pay so they can grab the spotlight, each pretending tat they really don't want the change.

A woman wants a lot of sex with the man she loves.

A man just wants lots of sex.

Most women prefer sex with the lights out- they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.

Men likes sex with the lights on- so they can get the woman's name right... (is this true?? haha)

Sex is the price women pay for marriage...

Marriage is the price men pay for sex...

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